Mr Potato Head: Sgt Patrick, your moo-stache hairs is in violations. They’re going to be on the corner of your mouth. I hear Godfather himself say, you look like a bum. POO-LICE THAT MOO-STACHE! Ya’ll starting to look like Elvises!!

Mr Potato Head: (reaming Sgt. Patrick about the ‘grooming standard’)

(soldier marches behind a la nazi-style, pointing to his mustache)