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![Pam: I’m just wanted to check and see if there’s anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave. Yea, I am pregnant. Great! Well, I’ll write up the order. Ok, thanks. (Puts phone down) Dwight: Wait a minute! You can’t do that! You can’t exploit your baby for sales. Jim: (On the phone) Hey did I tell you that we’re going to have a baby? Aw, thank you very much. I’m exci-oh! Definitely…Dwight: No NO! You need to come by your sales honorably! Pam: There’s nothing dishonorable about telling people about your life. People like it. Dwight: Hey there. Dwight Schrute here. Listen, uh, would you be interested on restocking on paper? Yea, I could sure use the money. My cousin, uh, came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus? Ugh, it’s just horrific. The doctor says he’s never seen it beard so quickly. Ok. (Puts phone down). Sigh. [Talking head]Dwight: I need a baby. I’ll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I’ve been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.
The Office: Season 6, Episode 17 & 18 - The Delivery](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyysg9Epok1qzav8yo1_500.png)
Pam: I’m just wanted to check and see if there’s anything you needed before I went on my maternity leave. Yea, I am pregnant. Great! Well, I’ll write up the order. Ok, thanks. (Puts phone down)
Dwight: Wait a minute! You can’t do that! You can’t exploit your baby for sales.
Jim: (On the phone) Hey did I tell you that we’re going to have a baby? Aw, thank you very much. I’m exci-oh! Definitely…
Dwight: No NO! You need to come by your sales honorably!
Pam: There’s nothing dishonorable about telling people about your life. People like it.
Dwight: Hey there. Dwight Schrute here. Listen, uh, would you be interested on restocking on paper? Yea, I could sure use the money. My cousin, uh, came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus? Ugh, it’s just horrific. The doctor says he’s never seen it beard so quickly. Ok. (Puts phone down). Sigh.
[Talking head]
Dwight: I need a baby. I’ll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I’ve been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.
The Office: Season 6, Episode 17 & 18 - The Delivery
Erin: Hello, sorry guys, I’m not sure if I’ve earned the right to make announcements yet, but, whoever is giving me the 12 days of Christmas as my Secret Santa…
Andy: (sits up excitedly)
Erin: …Please stop.
Andy: (face falls)
Erin: I can’t take it anymore. My cat killed a turtledove, the french hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please, stop!
Kelly: What psycho will send that as a gift? (hugs Erin)
Andy: (talking head) I begged Dwight and Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa and I decided to give Erin the 12 days of Christmas. Is it my fault that the first 8 days is basically 30 birds?
Jim: I bought those boat tickets, the day I saw that youtube video! I knew we would need a backup plan. The boat was actually plan ‘C’. The church, was plan ‘B’, and plan ‘A’ was…marrying her a long long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
- The Office, 6x04, Niagara
