Jack: Lemon, I was just going to call you. The guy who came up with this thing for Arsenio Hall wants to create a signature arm gesture for our talk show. I was thinking of something like this - uh uh, uh uh, uh uh.
- 30 Rock, 4x05, The Problem Solvers
Liz: Hey do you have a minute? i need to talk to you about som…
Jenna: (turns around)
Liz: …AUGH! What did you do to yourself?
Jenna: Me? Nothing. Just…getting more rest, drinking more water.
Liz: Really? This water, did someone boil it first and throw it in your face!?
Jenna: OK, I had a little botox, some collagen and a chemical peel and something with shark DNA. Admit it, I look 10 years younger!
Liz: No, younger even…You look like a fetus! I came here to talk to you about my problems with Dennis.
Jenna: Oh, I can’t right now honey, if I don’t do my facial exercises, I could wind up looking weird.
Jenna: Well, my armpit rash is back. Oh my god, Jack, what are you doing in wardrobe?
Jack: Latest research says our audience doesn’t like green.
Jenna: Oh that’s too bad, I like green.
Jack: Research doesn’t lie, Jenna, unless it’s not what we’re thinking. What’s too boring, what’s too gay, what’s too old…
Jenna: What’s…too old?
Jack: It’s a very good question, how old are you?
Jenna: I’m 29.
Jack: Which year were you born?
Jenna: 1977.
Jack: When did you graduate from high school?
Jenna: ’94.
Jack: When do you turn 40?
Jenna: 2017.
Jack: Junior high crush?
Jenna: Kurt Cameron.
Jack: Prom theme?
Jenna: Mo-town Philly, boys to men.
Jack: What movie did you lose your virginity at?
Jenna: Arachnophobia.
Jack: Theatre or drive-in?
Jenna: (pause) What’s a drive in?
Jack: Of course, I don’t know why I bother to ask, I can tell just from your physical appearance that you’re obviously…29.
Tracy: Did you see this? It’s horrible! They’re printing liable about me again, liable, Miss Lemon!!
Liz: Ugh, normal…how dare they…?
Tracy: That’s what I’m saying! That’s character assassination! That’s not normal. It only looks like I’m walking out of a Starbucks, when actually I’m doing the robot going backwards into a Starbucks! And I don’t even know whose dog that is! Yes, I steal dogs.
- 30 Rock, 1x06, Jack Meets Dennis
