heartwarming:

MICHAEL; Wow, wow-y, wow-y. Congratulations. It’s a big check.
JIM; Oh. Sorry, one second.
MICHAEL; Stop sexting Pam. I’m trying to congratulate you.
JIM; This is for a potential sale.
MICHAEL; You writing your memoirs over there?
JIM; You writin’ your name over there?
MICHAEL; Well, it’s a pretty big check.
JIM; It’s good, you know, with the kid…
MICHAEL; Okay. Don’t gloat.

The Office, 6x19 New Leads